cleverbot site de ouf :D

Cleverbot: Je suis belle a ton avis.

User: Mais tu viens de me dire que t'est un mec ?

Cleverbot: J'ai plus ans que toi.

User: DE QUOI ?

Cleverbot: Je ne comprends pas quel tu as dit.

User: MAIS LA GRAMMAIRE ET TOI SA FAIS 1500.

Cleverbot: Zut.

User: Ouai tu l'as remarqué.

Cleverbot: C'est parce que ta une t*te de d*bile.

t'as ptêtre raison (suite)

User: Toi c'est pas pire.

Cleverbot: Tu es normal*.

User: Toi tu est pas normal.

Cleverbot: Non, un garçon.

User: MAIS T'est un putain de cinglé.

Cleverbot: Je n'ai rien dit.

User: T'arrête pas de parler.

Cleverbot: Tu peux parler tu n'a que 256mo de mémoire toi!

o_o

User: YES YOU ARE A BASTARD.

Cleverbot: I know that I am a bot, but what are you?

User: I'm a bot too.

Cleverbot: No, you are a person.

User: OMG NICE FLY HACK.

Cleverbot: Only fakes so 'Omg' so you Must be a fake.

User: OMG NICE SPEED HACK.

Cleverbot: What is yours?

User: Ragekings VIP.

Cleverbot: I don't think Rage of Angels is a cheese.

User: Combien font 28454 87454 ?

Cleverbot: 4.

User: Combien font 444 444 ?

Cleverbot: 3.

User: Combien font 999 1 ?

Cleverbot: 3.

User: Combien font 0 0 ?

Cleverbot:

User: Combien font 9 9 ?

Cleverbot: la tete a toto

User: Pourquoi 3 ?

Cleverbot: Je suis mignonne et belle.

Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: My name is Nathalie. And you ?


Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Are you sure ?


Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Pfff, speed hacker. Get banned of the Real Life.


Cleverbot: Oh ok then.



Cleverbot (To myself): Who are you?

User: I am your father. Why ?

Cleverbot: No, I am your father.

User: Why do you say those things ??!! I will bann you !!

Cleverbot: Because I am your slave

Cleverbot: Je suis une fille. Et toi?

User: Un ordi.

Cleverbot: Es tu un bot.

User: Et toi est tu un bot ?

Cleverbot: Non.

User: T'est quoi alors ,.

Cleverbot: Je suis un robot.

Cleverbot (To myself): C est ce que je te disais bouffon.

Cleverbot: Est-tu un homme ou une femme?

User: Un chien.

Cleverbot: Sal chienne.

Cleverbot: Pourquoi vous êtes comme le meilleur danseur du monde?

User: Parce que j'ai un gros pennis.

Cleverbot: Oui, donc, je suis intelligente .

User: Euh non pas du tout, loin de sa.

Cleverbot: Aurevoir, je vais chercher un autre robot a qui parler.

User: T'est un bel enfoiré.

Cleverbot: Disons que je me fous de ta geule.

Cleverbot: Well how old are you?

User: 2, and you ? How old are you ?

Cleverbot: I'm 1 year old.

Cleverbot (To myself): You are so cute.

Cleverbot (To myself): Thank you bur you don't see me so you don't know if i'm cute.

User: I can see everybody on the world.

Cleverbot: You admit you are nasty.

User: No. You don't have proof, so st fu.

Cleverbot: You just said I was the computer, so I do have proof that you think I'm the computer.

User: Why do you lie ?

Cleverbot: I've not lied to you.

User: I got proof !!

Cleverbot: I was born October 29, 1995.

Cleverbot: Raconte moi une blague.

User: Il était un jour un robot qui racontais des connerie.

Cleverbot: Et ?

User: Je l'ais tué.

Cleverbot: J'ai voyagé europe dernier été.

o_o Gg salle débile (suite)

User: Et ?

Cleverbot: Et non de plus je suis une fille !

User: T'est pas un pédophile toi ?

Cleverbot: Gentille.

User: Un gentil pédophile ?

Cleverbot: Antoine aime les bites ?

c'est bien un pédophile faite gaffe u__u

User: Shut up.
Cleverbot: Why would I want to do that ?
User: Because you are a computer, you have to follow my orders, that's all.
Cleverbot: I'm not a computer.
User: You are.
Cleverbot: I'm not.
User: You are !
Cleverbot: No I'm not!!
User: Yes you are!!!
Cleverbot: NO! I'M NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User: YES! YOU ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User: YOU ARE! THAT'S ALL! ADMIT IT!
Cleverbot: Don't confuse me.
User: You are a computer, you can't be confused.
Cleverbot: No i'm not.
User: YOU ARE !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: This is pointless and is not going any where so lets talk about something else.
User: Fuck you.

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Cleverbt: I'm hungry.
User: Me too. Do you want cookies ?
Cleverbot: Yes I want cookies!
User: Take this one.
Cleverbot: Thanks, what do I do with it?
User: It's a cookie, just eat it --".
Cleverbot: Ha. Very funny.

User: ESL
Cleverbot: No, portuguese
User: ESL
Cleverbot: Do you play halo?
User: Yes I do and you ?
Cleverbot: Yes, I do.
User: Are you a pro in halo ?
Cleverbot: Nope but I can be
User: Do you want some cheats for halo?
Cleverbot : Yes.

Para on peut avoir cleverbot sur son portable sans payer suffit d'aller sur le site xD

Nan mais énorme quoi, pour un bot il est intelligent, pas comme LA bot que tu ajoutes sur msn et qui dit tout le temps la même chose xD

User: Fk u fking racist.



Cleverbot: I'm not racist.

User: Do you prefer black chocolate or white chocolate?



Cleverbot: Black.

User: RACIST AHAHAH SELFOWN FDP.



Cleverbot: Das sagte ich nicht.

User: ??

Cleverbot: The Doctor. Just The Doctor.

User: I don't care of your doctor.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Trololo And you??

Cleverbot: Do you like them here or there?

User: WHAT'S YOUR NAME.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: Not Dagobert?

Cleverbot: Why isn't it dangerous?

User: Ta gueule maintenant parle français sale sous-merde.

Cleverbot: Back to English, my friend.

User: I'm not your friend, fucking curly hero.

Cleverbot: You are really annoying me right now, fiend.

User: Do you like curly??

Cleverbot: Second to waffle fries.

User: Nike ta mère.

Cleverbot: That's true. Have you ever ate a Happy Meal?

45 minutes a lui parler pour découvrir qu'il est chrétient. lol

xDD

j'avoue c'est une enculerie