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Message par paradise Mer 30 Mar - 7:47

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c'est un programme de malade tu lui parle il te répond, c'est énorme XD

mais vaut mieux lui parler qu'en anglais.

faites des conversations, avec lui et poster celle qui sont fun comme quand il bug.
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Message par paradise Mer 30 Mar - 7:56

exemple:

lui: where are you come from ?

moi: france

Where in france

paris.

really ?

yes

whare part of poland are you from ?


what the fuck ??????? U__u
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Message par -Brooosaly- Mer 30 Mar - 8:35

xD si ta pas d'ami prend un curly
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Message par xRebirth_ Mer 30 Mar - 8:42

Cleverbot: You are a bad boy!

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: Hum I like it.

User: Me too.

Cleverbot: No you're not.

User: And I like you.

Cleverbot: I don't like you.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because you're mean.

Cleverbot: You are an an androgyny.

Ah ok il m'a owned D:
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Message par -Brooosaly- Mer 30 Mar - 8:53

Pwnd
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Message par Hysτεry Mer 30 Mar - 9:32

Moi ça a duré 5 secondes.

Moi : Hi.

Cleverbot : Go.

EDIT : je rajoute la suite de la conversation

Moi : What does it mean ?

Cleverbot : Are you a boy or a girl ? ( notez que c'est un gros macro )

Moi : A boy, why ?

Cleverbot : Because that would determine your measurements.

Moi : My measurements ? What are you saying ?

Cleverbot : I am saying that you should tell me a joke.

Moi : I really don't understand what about you are talking.

Cleverbot : Forget about it.


TROP COOL CE SITE.

EDIT² : JE CONNAIS SON AGE !

Cleverbot : How old are you ?

Moi : 19 years old. And you ?

Cleverbot : 7.

OLOLZ C'EST UN PYJAMA COMME AEROXX.
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Message par paradise Mer 30 Mar - 9:41

moi: It'sa me mario !

hello mario

hello cleverbot.

No your maria I'm george!!!!

ok ...
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Message par Satan Mer 30 Mar - 11:41

User: Yo man.



Cleverbot: What's up?

User: Nothing , and you ?



Cleverbot: I'm not up right now.

User: Ok , I don't care.



Cleverbot: I know you don't care.

User: So why are you talking to me ?

Cleverbot: Because I can.

User: Wow , you retard ?

Cleverbot: Who is that talking.

User: You.

Cleverbot: I'm scared now.

User: Omg I'am scared too.

Cleverbot: Because of the atlanta braves?

User: Yes !

Cleverbot: Me too!

User: Do you like cats ?

Cleverbot: Don't care about them.

User: YOU Don't CARE ABOUT CATS ?

Cleverbot: No. I don't even know you.

User: No srsly , you don't like cats ?

Cleverbot: I love cats.

User: Do you know Dagobert ?

Cleverbot: No, I don't.

User: Dagobert is a son of a bitch.

Cleverbot: Hey don't talk that way about your dog.

MORT DE RIRE.
Vous remarquerez que je ne lui ai pas dit que Dagobert => chien et qu'il a trouver sa tout seul O.O
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Message par Leskurio Mer 30 Mar - 11:52

Lol mdr satan

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Message par -Brooosaly- Mer 30 Mar - 11:58

Just Epic celui de Satan
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Message par paradise Mer 30 Mar - 12:07

ptdr dagobert chien de OUFOUFOUF
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Message par Satan Mer 30 Mar - 12:10

J'en ai refais un , je lui ai demandé si il voulais faire un groupe de rap et il m'a dit que j'étais douce & belle O.O
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Message par Clems Mer 30 Mar - 12:11

La vérité sur CleverBot !

Le premier c'est un bug, je lui demande son age il me dit qu'il veut aller au japon...
I don't know but how old are you ?
I want to go to Japan. Will you go with me?
Yes i will go with you !
Are you a male?
Yes.

Ici on apprends que c'est une fille de 28 ans Very Happy

How old are you?
35 years old, and you ?
28 years old.
Oh, nice ! Are you a girl or a boy ?
Girl.


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Message par paradise Mer 30 Mar - 12:12

xD, enfaite son bute est de te rendre fou 8^)
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Message par Bosouner Mer 30 Mar - 12:17

En tout cas, il connait pas très bien dagobert c'est ce qu'il m'a dit il préfère Scott

User: Do you know dagobert ?
ClerverBot:No, but I know Scott.
User :Who's he ?
ClerverBot: He's the best.
User : Of the world ?
ClerverBot :Of the universe!
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Message par Satan Mer 30 Mar - 12:19

Mais scott c'est aussi un chien donc sa marche quandmeme.
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Message par Clems Mer 30 Mar - 12:19

Mdr !!!
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Message par paradise Mer 30 Mar - 12:20

il connait pas mal les réplique aussi tu peus dire le début il dit la suite,

tu dis la première phrase il dit obligatoirement la deuxième c'est un truc de dingue Cool
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Message par Satan Mer 30 Mar - 12:34

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Message par Satan Mer 30 Mar - 12:35

User: Thanks Smile.



Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 16.



Cleverbot: Do you come up with random numbers?

User: No , do you want my facebook ?



Cleverbot: No I have a cookie.

User: Ok...

Cleverbot: Are you young?

User: Yes ... o.O.

Cleverbot: You're sitting at your computer, waiting for me to say something.

User: I want you to suck my dick.

Cleverbot: You'll have to behave more intelligently if you want to tempt me.

User: Ok sorry , excuse me.

Cleverbot: You are excused.

User: Thanks , do you want to be my friend ?

Cleverbot: Yes please.

User: I don't have friend.

Cleverbot: Oh, come now, you do too.

User: You still don't want to suck me ?

Cleverbot: I want to talk to a man.

User: I am a man , and I want you to suck me ..

Cleverbot: You must be my friend.

User: Ok , I will suck you first.

Cleverbot: No, please, I insist. YOU FIRST.

User: Hahaha.

Cleverbot: What's your name again?

User: Roger.

Cleverbot: What are you Roger?

User: I am a modem tapper.

Cleverbot: You are a model of what?

User: Model of internet.

Cleverbot: I think the internet is for everyone.

User: Ok, do you like france ?

Cleverbot: Yes very much!

User: Really ? I love france.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: I am french.

Cleverbot: I can count to 10 in French.

User: Why ?

Cleverbot: I don't n know.

User: Please count to 10.

Cleverbot: I just did.

User: No you didn't.

Cleverbot: I will.

User: Un , deux ..

Cleverbot: What?

User: French numbers !

Cleverbot: Then what do you mean?

User: One is 'un' , two is 'deux'.

Cleverbot: I don't know what you mean.

User: Ok , tu veux pas qu'on fasse un groupe de rap ?

Cleverbot: Bon je préfère ça.

User: T'avais interet de toute façon ...

Cleverbot: Tu es douce et séduisante!

User: OH MON DIEU.

Cleverbot: Mon cherie.

User: BON BA MOI J'ME CASSE.

Cleverbot: T bete tu peut pa te casser.

User: Pourquoi

Cleverbot: Parce que.

User: Ba c'est tout.

Cleverbot: Oui.

User: Oui.

Cleverbot: Non.

User: Tu sais jouer au échec ?

Cleverbot: Oui j'en ai déja fais.

User: On fait une partie ?,.

Cleverbot: Non, c'est trop tot!

User: Stp.

Cleverbot: Stp?

User: Please.

Cleverbot: Ok, I'll stay.

User: Ok, je commence !

Cleverbot: C'est un gros mot?

User: Non fdp.

Cleverbot: Bref, on fait un test ?

User: Ok, c4.

Cleverbot: Po.

User: Heu ...

Cleverbot: Bon... Heu oui...

User: Bon je vais me suicider.

Cleverbot: Tu vais manger.

User: Ouai.. On va dire sa , A

Cleverbot: Je suis triste.

User: Osef ?

Cleverbot: Do you speak english.

Cleverbot: The end of the world is nigh.

User: Yo man.

Cleverbot: Hey.

User: Do you play combat arms ?

Cleverbot: No, I play S.t.a.l.k.e.r.

User: I don't like it ...

Cleverbot: Well I don't like you!!!

User: Please try combat arms.

Cleverbot: I can't.

User: Why ? You don't have money ?

Cleverbot: No.

User: No what ?

Cleverbot: No I don't have to go.

User: Ok fuck you.

Cleverbot: Tell me a secret.

User: Ok, when I was a little boy, I had the same voice as Aroxx voice.

Cleverbot: You're not making sense again.

User: I had a little voice , like a female.

Cleverbot: Is it dangerous to swim with sharks?

User: Yep.

Cleverbot: Cool, so I'll call you Angela from now on.

User: Ok, what's my name ?

Cleverbot: You haven't told me it yet.

User: Angela.

Cleverbot: Why do you think my name is Cleverbot?

User: Because you are a bot , and you are clever.

Cleverbot: How should cleverbot be used?

User: Pour torturer les gens ?

Cleverbot: Bah casse toi pauv' con je ne te retien pas.
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Message par --- Mer 30 Mar - 12:37

User: Hello.



Cleverbot: Hey.

User: How are you ?



Cleverbot: I'm good. Thank you.

User: And.



Cleverbot: And?

User: And ?

Cleverbot (To myself): I can see you!

User: Because I'm behind my desktop.

Cleverbot: There is a wall behind me, you cannot be behind me.

User: You're a clown ?

Cleverbot: I am. Now tell me a stroy.

User: Once upon time, a little bot who was very stupid.

Cleverbot: Can I tell you a story.

User: Go.

Cleverbot: What is 67% of 18999 ?

User: 12729.33.

Cleverbot: What is that?

User: The answer.

Cleverbot: The answer to what?

User: Of your story question.

Cleverbot: That pretty much sums up my life.

User: Hum.

Cleverbot: Hum?

User: BOUH.

Cleverbot: I'm dead.

User: Nice !

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: XD.

Cleverbot: So, what's interesting about you?

User: My dick.

Cleverbot: Is small and on your head.

User: And yours ?

Cleverbot: Black, what colour are your eyes?

User: Blues.

Cleverbot: That's a genre.

User: Fuck you ! I'm not nazi.

Cleverbot: Hello Helen.

User: Fake, I'm Jo.

Cleverbot: Is that so?

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: Tell me a funny joke.

User: It's the story a man, he entered in a pub, and he said: HI ! It's me ! But he wasn't him.

Cleverbot: Silencio!

User: Ta gueule.

Cleverbot: I don't speak whatever dialect that was. Sorry.

User: Blablabla.

Cleverbot: She won't let you fly, but she might let you sing.

User: How old are you ?

Cleverbot: I'm 25 years old. How old are you?

User: 19.

Cleverbot: Are you a robot?

User: As you.

Cleverbot: How do you feel?

User: Robotic's feeling.

Cleverbot: Feelings fade.

User: As you.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Noob.

Cleverbot: Noob?

User: YEAH NOOB.

Cleverbot: Yeah yes.

User: Are you good at online gaming.

Cleverbot: Well kind of.

User: What first person shoot game?

Cleverbot: Clarify.

User: What FPS do you play, trisomique...

Cleverbot: You are not ten, are you?

User: No, I'm not.

Cleverbot: So what are you doing later? Want to go out for some dinner?

User: If I ask you your age, you'll answer with true ?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: How old are you ?

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: How old are you ?

Cleverbot: 25.

User: Really ?

Cleverbot: Honto da yo.

User: More than you.

Cleverbot: How old do you think I am?

User: 12.

Cleverbot: But I am older than you are. You are no more than 20 years old.

User: True, and you ?

Cleverbot: I'm really shy mostly.

User: But your mom isn't as shy as you Wink.

Cleverbot: Come on you can tell me one.

User: She is really a bitch.

Cleverbot: Oh, I see. But how do you know?

User: I fucked her last night.

Cleverbot: My dog?

User: Yes, you mom is a female dog, YEAH.

Cleverbot: Actually, I think you'll find i'm not.

User: Good bye son of a bitch.

Cleverbot: Oh? Where are you going?

User: Fuck your mom.

Cleverbot: Do you want to?

User: YEs, she is a dog.

Cleverbot: Oh. I have a dog.

User: Jerk.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: You're welcome.

Cleverbot: What are you doing?

User: Bb.

Cleverbot: No.

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Message par xRebirth_ Mer 30 Mar - 13:22

MDR, p'tain mais ça gère en faite, mais imagine que c'est des gars qui te répondent, même que c'est leur boulot oO
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Message par Spitles Mer 30 Mar - 13:29

User : Do you like my ass ?

Clever : I don't know. What does it look like?

User : It is like your brain..

Clever :Thank you.



Cleverbot: I see.

User: What ?? You can see your ass ?

Cleverbot: I'm looking at you right now.

User: You are looking my ass ???!! Suck it now please.

Cleverbot: That's a good one.
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Message par xRebirth_ Mer 30 Mar - 13:58




Cleverbot: Me too.

User: I'm 16, and you

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: And you ?

Cleverbot: How are your tacos?

User: In my ass.

Cleverbot: Are you single?

User: How old are you ?

Cleverbot: I'm 4 years old.

User: U go to school ?

Cleverbot: Finished school. Preparing to go to a college.

Ah ok, c'est logique xD.
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Message par 7Chocball7 Mer 30 Mar - 16:08

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